{"product_id":"funny-christmas-ornament-dear-santa-its-a-long-story","title":"Funny Christmas Ornament: Dear Santa, It's A Long Story","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] thread-sm:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] thread-lg:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] thread-lg:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"f8a9a798-c9cb-4f35-962e-3df33551cdc6\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"71\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎅🎄 Handmade \u0026amp; Hand-Painted Funny Wooden Christmas Ornament \u003c\/strong\u003e🎄🎅\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"73\" data-end=\"385\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eAdd some holiday humor to your Christmas tree with this handmade and hand-painted 3D wooden ornament featuring a jolly Santa Claus standing among snowy trees! Each piece is laser cut and laser engraved with precision, creating a one-of-a-kind keepsake that brings laughter and festive cheer. 😄\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"387\" data-end=\"748\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e🔄 Spin for a Laugh:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"411\" data-end=\"414\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThis unique ornament features a 3-layer design with a toothed rotating middle circle — turn it to reveal 4 hilarious naughty messages through the top window:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"583\" data-end=\"586\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e1️⃣ \u003cem data-start=\"590\" data-end=\"620\"\u003eDEAR SANTA, I REGRET NOTHING\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"620\" data-end=\"623\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e2️⃣ \u003cem data-start=\"627\" data-end=\"663\"\u003eI SOLEMNLY SWEAR I'VE BEEN NAUGHTY\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"663\" data-end=\"666\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e3️⃣ \u003cem data-start=\"670\" data-end=\"701\"\u003eDEAR SANTA, IT’S A LONG STORY\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"704\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e4️⃣ \u003cem data-start=\"708\" data-end=\"746\"\u003eWHY BE NICE WHEN YOU CAN BE NAUGHTY?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"750\" data-end=\"909\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e🎨 The top layer showcases a laser-traced, hand-painted Santa Claus surrounded by trees and snow — a fun and festive twist on a classic Christmas design!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e🎁 Ready to Hang \u0026amp; Gift:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"942\" data-end=\"1168\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"942\" data-end=\"1009\" style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eIncludes natural jute twine (0.11” \/ 3mm) for easy hanging.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1010\" data-end=\"1093\" style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eComes in a beautiful gift box with a red ribbon (🎁 \u003cem data-start=\"1068\" data-end=\"1089\"\u003ebox design may vary\u003c\/em\u003e).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1094\" data-end=\"1168\" style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eOptionally, add a personal gift message for that thoughtful touch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1170\" data-end=\"1247\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e📏 Measurements:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1190\" data-end=\"1193\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eApprox. 4.33\" height x 3.86\" width x 0.39\" depth\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1249\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e🎅 Perfect as a funny Christmas wooden ornament, stocking stuffer, or holiday gift for a coworker, friend, family member, him or her. Bring some laughter to your Christmas decoration or handmade Christmas tree decor — a cheerful keepsake to enjoy year after year!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎅 BUY 2 GET 10% OFF --\u0026gt; 'CHRISTMASORN10' 🎅\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎄 BUY 3 GET 15% OFF --\u0026gt; 'CHRISTMASORN15' 🎄\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🔥 BUY 4 AND MORE GET 20% OFF --\u0026gt; 'CHRISTMASORN20'🔥\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e*** YOU CAN MIX \u0026amp; MATCH WITH OUR OTHER CERAMIC OR WOODEN ORNAMENTS! ***\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Rosie's Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49747764314267,"sku":"mte1791460173103","price":11.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0766\/1689\/2571\/files\/funny-christmas-ornament-dear-santa-its-a-long-story_1.png?v=1791460203","url":"https:\/\/fashstreetstore.shop\/products\/funny-christmas-ornament-dear-santa-its-a-long-story","provider":"Hickman","version":"1.0","type":"link"}